Digitdeer's Digitally Delivered Pizza and
Poutine is not your average everyday pizza store -
no, it is the world wide web's first service designed
specifically to get pizza to you, over the internet,
in as little time as humanly possible.
Using our
extremely-advanced and patented Pizza Science [patent
pending] as well as our highly skilled team of
phenominal [occasionally purple] pizza providers, we
are proudly able to promptly procure you a perfectly
preserved pie, piped electronically through the
Internet.
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